Muse: Vatican City Conclave, Vegas Style

What happens in conclave, stays in conclave … for oh, about 600 years. Ironically, you could say the same thing about Vegas. Wonder how long before someone in Vegas launches a Vatican City casino, that releases different coloured smoke when someone wins big … probably not 600 years.

Music to suit: Sheryl Crow, ‘All I Wanna Do’
(Source: YouTube, ELGROOVER)